"Actual" conversation between Elon and Donald (overheard in the Oval Office)

After Elon's Nazi salute last week, he was spotted in the Oval Office teaching President Trump how to properly give such a salute himself. Apparently, according to unnamed witnesses hiding behind the curtains, this is how that conversation went down:

Donald Trump: Hey, Elon, what was that fancy hand gesture you made back there? Was that a different version of the YMCA?

Elon Musk: (laughing) Oh, Donald, you wouldn't understand. That was my signature Nazi salute. I've been doing it since I was a kid in Apartheid South Africa.

Donald Trump: Nazi salute? I thought you were just doing some new dance move! Like the Macarena or something!

Elon Musk: No, no, Donald. The Macarena is for peasants. This (demonstrates the gesture again) is the elite way of showing your true colors.

Donald Trump: Colors? Like, red, white, and blue, right? American colors?

Elon Musk: More like red, black, and white, Donald. It's all about heritage and history.

Donald Trump: Oh, so it's like a history lesson with your hands. Like when I do this (waves hands randomly), I'm teaching about the Wall Street crash of '29?

Elon Musk: Exactly, Donald, except you're just flailing. My gesture is refined, steeped in centuries of tradition. It's a sign that I've been a Nazi all my life.

Donald Trump: Wow, Elon, you're like a walking museum! But wait, isn't being a Nazi kinda... bad?

Elon Musk: (chuckles) Bad? No, Donald, it's about legacy. Like my company, X, it's about making a mark in history, just like the Nazis did.

Donald Trump: Legacy, huh? Like my Trump Tower, but with more... um, swastikas?

Elon Musk: Exactly! But without the tacky gold. We go for sleek, modern fascism here.

Donald Trump: I gotta try that! (attempts the salute but does it wrong) Like this?

Elon Musk: (sighs) No, Donald, not like that. You look like you're trying to swat a fly. Here, watch and learn. (demonstrates again, very slowly) It's all in the wrist.

Donald Trump: Got it! I'll practice that for my next rally. It'll be yuge!

Elon Musk: Just remember, Donald, subtlety is key. We're about the quiet power, not the loud braggadocio.

Donald Trump: Subtlety? I thought that was just for the art of the deal, not for handshaking!

Elon Musk: Handshaking, saluting, it's all the same when you're as enlightened as we are. Now, shall we go plan world domination or something?

Donald Trump: Yeah, but can we do it after I get a cheeseburger? I'm starving!

Elon Musk: Of course, Donald. Even masterminds need their fuel. But remember, no ketchup. It's not very... Aryan.

Donald Trump: No ketchup? Man, being a Nazi is hard!

Written completely by Grok, Elon Musk's AI engine.

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